LIFE BEFORE COMPUTER

• A memory was something that you loss with age.
• An application was for employment.
• A program was a TV show.
•  A cursor used profanity.
• A keyboard was a piano.
• A web was a spider's home.
• A virus was a flu.
• A CD was a bank account.
• A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
• A mouse pad was were the mouse lived.

           and if you had a 3*1/2 inch floppy
           .....you just hoped nobody found out